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Why ARE frogs happy? They get to eat what bugs them.
How do you keep a dog from barking in the front yard?
Put him in the back yard.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get a little eggs-sercise.
Why don't bears wear shoes?
They like to walk bare feet.
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Why did the bear take a ruler to bed?
To see how long he slept.
Why did the cows cross the road ?
So they could go to the MOOOOvies .
What did the cat get on it's test ?
A PUUURfect score.
Which animal sleeps with its shoes on?
What does a cat say when he is surpised?
“Me-WOOW” jokes for kids
Long Island balloonist in New York
jokes for kids
Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays.
Q. What comes twice in a week, never in a month and once in a year?
A. The letter E.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
Q: What goes up when the
rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold!
How can you make seven even?
Take away the letter S.
Can you spell eighty in two letters?
What do you call a story
about a broken pencil ?
Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A. It's not right.
Knock Knock........Who's there?
2:30............. 2:30 who?
I made a dentist appointment cause my 2:30 (tooth hurty)
Knock, Knock...... who's there?
Dwain......... Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub am dwoning
Knock Knock........, Who's there?
Anna,........... Anna who?
Anna body know so more jokes
Knock Knock,....... Who's there?
Been so long knocking my hand hurts!
Knock Knock...... Who's there?
Howie going to figure this out ?
Knock knock.... Who's there?
Claire,.... Claire who?
Clear the way I am coming in.
Knock, Knock.... Who's there?
Duet the best you can or don't Duet at all!
We wanted to share some of these simple jokes so you and your grandchildren can
laugh and giggle all day !
What insect can be spelled with just one letter?
Knock, knock......... Who's there?
B.C........ B.C. who?
B.C'ing you soon !
What did the spider do on the computer?
He made a web site!
Q: When does " b " come after " U "
A: When you take some of it's honey
Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves!
"It was really hard for me to stop doing the Hokey-Pokey."
"How did you do it?"
" I just turned myself around."
What type of music are
balloon animals scared of ?
If a balloon dog pops, it becomes an “air” dale.
Q. What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? A. Hi, Buster!
Knock,Knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce make you a balloon dog please.
Q. Why did the balloon cry ? A. Because it saw a lolly pop!
Why didn’t Anna give Elsa a balloon? Because, she would let it go, let it go.
Truth be told we are not very good at telling jokes so, we put more energy into our fun magic routines, silly patter,
and getting to know you chatter.
We love when kids tell jokes and stories, it's a great way for them to express themselves,explore their funny bones and what makes them tickle inside and out.
MisMatch & YooHoo the Magical Children's Entertainers in New York